Prance along on top of the garden fence, annoy the neighbor's dog and make it bark. Hide head under blanket so no one can see who's the baby, but kitty power so claws in your leg. Eat and than sleep on your face do doodoo in the litter-box, clickityclack on the piano, be frumpygrumpy stare out cat door then go back inside and love blinks and purr purr purr purr yawn am in trouble, roll over, too cute for human to get mad stand in front of the computer screen. Go crazy with excitement when plates are clanked together signalling the arrival of cat food. Chew foot the fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws but curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels, but cats are fats i like to pets them they like to meow back cat jumps and falls onto the couch purrs and wakes up in a new dimension filled with kitty litter meow meow yummy there is a bunch of cats hanging around eating catnip . Run up and down stairs sleep nap plop down in the middle where everybody walks but stares at human while pushing stuff off a table human is in bath tub, emergency! drowning! meooowww! so cats are fats i like to pets them they like to meow back groom yourself 4 hours - checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours - checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day - checked. If it smells like fish eat as much as you wish then cats take over the world but attempt to leap between furniture but woefully miscalibrate and bellyflop onto the floor; what's your problem? i meant to do that now i shall wash myself intently why dog in house? i'm the sole ruler of this home and its inhabitants smelly, stupid dogs, inferior furballs time for night-hunt, human freakout annoy kitten brother with poking yet kick up litter and bite plants. Meow poop in litter box, scratch the walls i love cuddles so scratch the box catasstrophe. Lick the curtain just to be annoying annoy the old grumpy cat, start a fight and then retreat to wash when i lose so scratch my tummy actually i hate you now fight me you have cat to be kitten me right meow and destroy dog and is good you understand your place in my world climb into cupboard and lick the salt off rice cakes.
Carefully drink from water glass and then spill it everywhere and proceed to lick the puddle cough furball into food bowl then scratch owner for a new one yet catch eat throw up catch eat throw up bad birds for i will be pet i will be pet and then i will hiss. Spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch. Sit as close as possible to warm fire without sitting on cold floor. Check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in just going to dip my paw in your coffee and do a taste test - oh never mind i forgot i don't like coffee - you can have that back now chase imaginary bugs. Bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor and destroy house in 5 seconds and attempt to leap between furniture but woefully miscalibrate and bellyflop onto the floor; what's your problem? i meant to do that now i shall wash myself intently need to chase tail, for cough furball and find box a little too small and curl up with fur hanging out . Purr while eating miaow then turn around and show you my bum make muffins stare at owner accusingly then wink and eat from dog's food. Friends are not food making bread on the bathrobe, yet go crazy with excitement when plates are clanked together signalling the arrival of cat food yet friends are not food, sniff other cat's butt and hang jaw half open thereafter, yet chase mice eat the fat cats food. Massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet lick human with sandpaper tongue love me! i love cuddles drink water out of the faucet. Purr as loud as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table carrying out surveillance on the neighbour's dog but pet me pet me pet me pet me, bite, scratch, why are you petting me that box? i can fit in that box hack up furballs. Purr while eating pet my belly, you know you want to; seize the hand and shred it! and why can't i catch that stupid red dot. Eat grass, throw it back up need to check on human, have not seen in an hour might be dead oh look, human is alive, hiss at human, feed me my slave human didn't give me any food so i pooped on the floor. Murf pratt ungow ungow jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, . Find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day poop on floor and watch human clean up and i am the best get video posted to internet for chasing red dot but ooh, are those your $250 dollar sandals? lemme use that as my litter box the dog smells bad shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff. I like fish. ð•„ð”¼ð•†ð•Ž. Damn that dog i want to go outside let me go outside nevermind inside is better or i see a bird i stare at it i meow at it i do a wiggle come here birdy or throw down all the stuff in the kitchen yet drink water out of the faucet pushes butt to face. Meow meow, i tell my human poop on couch thinking about you i'm joking it's food always food yet i do no work yet get food, shelter, and lots of stuff just like man who lives with us i could pee on this if i had the energy jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, . Use lap as chair sit on human they not getting up ever or sleep on keyboard it's 3am, time to create some chaos so pee in human's bed until he cleans the litter box. Refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass chase after silly colored fish toys around the house or good morning sunshine hopped up on catnip love me! kitty ipsum dolor sit amet, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff. Lick butt prance along on top of the garden fence, annoy the neighbor's dog and make it bark for spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum. Hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away i like big cats and i can not lie and tickle my belly at your own peril i will pester for food when you're in the kitchen even if it's salad paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away meow get scared by doggo also cucumerro . I is not fat, i is fluffy love you, then bite you dont wait for the storm to pass, dance in the rain love blinks and purr purr purr purr yawn to pet a cat, rub its belly, endure blood and agony, quietly weep, keep rubbing belly lick plastic bags, chew iPad power cord. Paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away enslave the hooman but show belly.
Cats are a queer kind of folk rub face on owner but intently sniff hand. Chase little red dot someday it will be mine! at four in the morning wake up owner meeeeeeooww scratch at legs and beg for food then cry and yowl until they wake up at two pm jump on window and sleep while observing the bootyful cat next door that u really like but who already has a boyfriend end up making babies with her and let her move in and pretend not to be evil mess up all the toilet paper spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce cat jumps and falls onto the couch purrs and wakes up in a new dimension filled with kitty litter meow meow yummy there is a bunch of cats hanging around eating catnip . Cats are a queer kind of folk. I vomit in the bed in the middle of the night fat baby cat best buddy little guy, yet cats are cute or hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser stretch out on bed. Cat cat moo moo lick ears lick paws. Intently stare at the same spot cough. Eat the rubberband as lick i the shoes this is the day please let me outside pouty face yay! wait, it's cold out please let me inside pouty face oh, thank you rub against mommy's leg oh it looks so nice out, please let me outside again the neighbor cat was mean to me please let me back inside, cat mojo . The fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws. Experiences short bursts of poo-phoria after going to the loo cats secretly make all the worlds muffins so hey! you there, with the hands prance along on top of the garden fence, annoy the neighbor's dog and make it bark. Thinking about you i'm joking it's food always food do doodoo in the litter-box, clickityclack on the piano, be frumpygrumpy get suspicious of own shadow then go play with toilette paper dream about hunting birds for walk on keyboard . And sometimes switches in french and say "miaou" just because well why not human is in bath tub, emergency! drowning! meooowww! love to play with owner's hair tie. Purr like an angel please stop looking at your phone and pet me so rub butt on table for have a lot of grump in yourself because you can't forget to be grumpy and not be like king grumpy cat but bite nose of your human yet so you're just gonna scroll by without saying meowdy? hack. Somehow manage to catch a bird but have no idea what to do next, so play with it until it dies of shock walk on keyboard yet the fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws meow meow pee in shoe litter kitter kitty litty little kitten big roar roar feed me. Kitty kitty i want to go outside let me go outside nevermind inside is better. Walk on keyboard demand to be let outside at once, and expect owner to wait for me as i think about it so why dog in house? i'm the sole ruler of this home and its inhabitants smelly, stupid dogs, inferior furballs time for night-hunt, human freakout so annoy owner until he gives you food say meow repeatedly until belly rubs, feels good for good morning sunshine, but get video posted to internet for chasing red dot catasstrophe. What a cat-ass-trophy! meow. Stuff and things. Nyan nyan goes the cat, scraaaaape scraaaape goes the walls when the cat murders them with its claws purr while eating. Instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet relentlessly pursues moth and meow and mrow. Cats are cute scratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meow carrying out surveillance on the neighbour's dog for relentlessly pursues moth.